The Carrot Cake Disaster

For years, my favorite cake has been carrot cake. Every birthday, that is what I request. Historically, it is my grandmother’s carrot cake that I really want—with golden raisins, home-whipped cream cheese frosting, and frosted with pecan bits. Of course, these days, my aunt has taken up my grandmother’s mantle. However, in quarantine, I can’t really see my aunt...or that carrot cake.

Last week, I decided with all the free time on my hands, I would make a carrot cake. Because I live alone, I am very particular to not make or buy desserts too often because who will eat them all? Me. Following this logic, I did not want to a rich carrot cake that I would resent when I devoured 10,000 calories in three days—or less. I opted for a healthy recipe I found online where the cream cheese frosting was really just nonfat Greek yogurt, nonfat cream cheese, and maple syrup (truly, the frosting was one of the best parts of this recipe).

The rest of the recipe didn’t seem too dramatic.

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How to Make Cauliflower Pizza

When I was in the heat of my competitive weight loss program, I experimented a lot with cauliflower in place of flour. Basically, you throw a ton of cauliflower into a food processor, then ring it out dry and use it as the base of a few recipes. I tried a few, and they all sucked until I made pizza crust out of cauliflower. I’ve never shared a recipe on our blog before, but what the hell – let’s talk about mature topics like cooking and recipes these days since I’m getting older in life and this is what adults talk about.

Here’s how to make the crust, and then I’ll give two suggestions on what to put on top.

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